A gun that can only be shooting with spoons, A hammer of glass, a shelter for beetles, A face cream with fragrance attracting raccoons. A big cotton bag full of needles.
A triangle ball, a candle that stinks. A timer that's constantly speeding, A chessboard with figures just missing two kings, A puzzle with function of heating.
A Queen of the Britain, and her diamond strings. A spyglass distracting attention. 13 is the number of mentioned things With no any good application.