You look very **** in your "skinny girl bikini." Thanks. It weighs 90 pounds, almost as much as me. Why's it so heavy? To hold me down. At the Skinny Girl Bikini Company bikinis are made extra heavy, packed with concrete powder to keep the wearers from blowing away in cyclones. That's wonderful. I knew several skinny girls who were lost forever in violent cyclones when I was in the army defending our country by dropping chemical bombs on people I didn't know who lived 10,000 miles from here. I feel safer just by hearing that and confident enough to remove my "skinny girl bikini" in front of you without shame or anything. That's fantastic. I always wanted to see your genitals and mammaries. Well, here they are. Take a good look. Alright. Aren't they nice? They are. Thanks. My sister is in the laundromat. I'll call her over so you can compare her genitals to mine if you want to. Thanks. I will.