Mar 15
WITHOUT KILLING MY SISTER!
If you're like me then you know that lending me money is safe and effective. I always pay up on time just like my sister used to before packing on 200 pounds of pregnancy fat. Now she's unreliably tired and mentally insane. What can I do? I thought about jumping off the top floor of the Empire State Building with 15 ex-lesbians. But what would that prove? I could rent a U-Haul and drive nonstop to Hawaii from California, but I'd need seaworthy tires and that would cost extra.
If you're like me then you know that lending me money is safe and effective. I always pay up on time just like my sister used to before packing on 200 pounds of pregnancy fat. Now she's unreliably tired and mentally insane. What can I do? I thought about jumping off the top floor of the Empire State Building with 15 ex-lesbians. But what would that prove? I could rent a U-Haul and drive nonstop to Hawaii from California, but I'd need seaworthy tires and that would cost extra.
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