I loved his incredibly mantastic paradise
Of insurmountable passion
His impossibly charming machoness
His extraordinarily arresting vessel
Of compelling magnetism

His existence was like a magical symphony
In my mind, body, and soul
A wondrous work of sparkling art
That I couldn’t resist
I found myself immersed in his stellar affection

In his arms, time stood still
I was so boozed-up on his pulchritude
Marveling at his astonishing scenery
His hairy, top-tier body
All the man that entranced me

I was sailing on air
Luxuriating in his enamoring beauty
Listening to his hypnotic voice
Smelling his refreshing armpits
Conceding to his bewitchingly yummy hunkiness