I loved his mean walk
His supreme strength
His commendable masculinity
His monumental fashion

His arms, so warm and cozy
His legs, so **** and long
His chest, worthy of admiration
His abs, a craft of spectacular power

With arms of steel
Exquisite lips to kiss
Fresh, stylish dreadlocks
Charming eyes
That drew me into his massive universe
Of mantastic splashiness

He was my magical man candy
My crash-hot macho superstar
My seductive, well-muscled loverman
My tasty, tattooed smoothie
My galaxy of dreamy chocolate

I was swooning over him
I had butterflies in my stomach
I couldn’t deny his fire charm
I was so into him
He was the only thing in my life
That felt so right to me