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Mar 6
My girlfriend bent over to pick up my other girlfriend who had fallen into a hole when she was drunk on 10 beers 3 hours ago in my back yard, but I don't care anymore because my girlfriend in the hole isn't as pretty as the other one, not even a little bit. My neighbor with 1 foot can't kick anybody out of anywhere because when he lifts his only remaining foot he falls over into a hole if one's nearby.
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