Suddenly Dolly Parton's ***** experienced total freedom as she removed her brassiere for several fans who had special tickets to see what the fuss was about. "Jesus! Her ***** are no better than average *****, like the kind you see at an average laundromat!" One fan exclaimed sardonically like a total idiot because he was wrong. "Shut up!" A better fan yelled as he pulled his **** out, much to the amazement of everyone else there. "This is my ****," he explained, "a **** that has been to war twice; a **** that has been admired by Jimmy Carter; a **** that knows the pleasures of whoredom..."; "Shut up!" A third fan interrupted. "I'm here to see Dolly's bazookas, not to hear strange stories about your ****!"