As a troubled teen from a broken home, I knew what it was like to
be plagued by self-doubt. My parents were independent swingers
who enjoyed the intimacies of others because they had an open
marriage. One day, as mom was "entertaining" 3 truck drivers,
dad was in the swimming pool "waxing his carrot" and
"choking his chicken" after "bleeding his lizard" for
several *** skanks who dropped by to
"get their knuckles dusted."