HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOUR DOG NEEDS A HEART/LUNG TRANSPLANT - Dogs are like people except they can't be drafted into the army. If your dog is weaker than he was a few hours ago it may be time to have his heart and lungs replaced via transplant surgery. A new heart and lungs might be just the thing to get your dog on his feet again. Don't wait! Come to Big Frank's Dog Heart/Lung Transplant Clinic (behind Pizza Hut) and receive a 10%-off coupon on all heart/lung transplants before Easter. And, as always, NO FAT CHICKS!