Daddy? What's the secret of using outdoor furniture inside the house? Well, when I was a lad no bigger than 2 cartons of cigarettes duct-taped together, I asked my step-father the same thing and he said that it's the easiest thing in the world. But how daddy? Take the furniture on the porch and pull it inside and then open up a can of whoop-*** on your woman and run off with her Siamese twin sister where the 2 of you can live like billionaires on a yacht someplace.