An internationally-acclaimed diamond salesman will enter your life with two poodles, each one bedecked (or decked out) in internationally-acclaimed diamond-studded dog collars that are more beautiful than a Sumatran teen beauty queen with no scruples in a revolving round bed like Hugh Hefner had in his mansion. The diamond salesman will ask for your hand, but not in marriage, but for a hand experiment that's painfully worse than what the Judean Mafia did to Jesus because He was God's best friend. You must run away from the diamond guy like a gazelle with a bladder infection, or your hand will be amputated!