Our profound love for each other was more dangerous than trains crashing into each other in the middle of the night or fifty shoe salesmen bathing naked under Niagara Falls during a tornado. We were so much in love with each other that it damaged my genitals so much that I had to move to Finland temporarily for some reason. I'll never forget the intense way you looked at me when your hearing was restored by magic. Now you can hear trains coming straight towards you when you're lying on the ground with your ex-lezzy girlfriend in Ohio.