I have the nerve of vagus,
a gaelavanter, meanderer,
a ne’er do well’er no fixed
aboder, a traveler, thinker,
etymology, Roma Latinos,
vague, vagrant, vagabond
& I have nothing to declare
except for a 0.0% Guinness
a dyslexic alcoholic genius,
despite the assassination of
millions of brain cells which
we Irish,  can afford to lose.