You are so ******* yourself,
many never passed at school,
Michael O'Leary was expelled!

You excel at communicating,
at humour and at empathy,
exams never test those things!

You are an exceptional word
herder who always manages
to find a pen for your poems.

Erase the I didn't do memoirs,
rewrite, what you've done for
others, I bet it's a longish poem.