METHODICALLY, Bob Newhart turned slowly: 1 pound per linear inch; 2 muffins per girly scout; 3 fingers separating *******. He's not dead, only buried. by 𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 - Hello Poetry

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Feb 21

METHODICALLY, Bob Newhart turned slowly: 1 pound per linear inch; 2 muffins per girly scout; 3 fingers separating *******. He's not dead, only buried.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

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