That’s was what I supposedly
had none of, a ne’er do well
but it’s not entirely true, since
my teens there was something
I wanted to do, but I never did
muster up enough courage to
attempt it. Given the situation
of fight or flight my adrenaline
gland always supplied me with
enough cortisol for the latter.
I was a failure at school never
passed a single exam not even
the driving test in later life after
five attempts may I add. Jobs
I had scores of and names I had
many too. I never produced a
child, the earth shows up those
of value and those who are good
fir nothing, I’m a **** in that case.
The only thing I excelled at in life
was drinking, I became a black
belt equivalent even got a special
medal from Alcoholics Anonymous
to prove I was a successful toper.
But whats been my ambition you
may be asking! Suicide, believe it
or not, but as in everything else, I
have failed, because I’m a quitter.