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How a rudimentary community college psychology 101 degree can save your life during a mud slide. Picture this: you're on your back with a large ******* on top of you and it's raining hard. You reach for a small needle and it's gone, taken by the *****. You demand to know what she's done with it but she only speaks Ebonics. You pray that Jesus will descend from Heaven and smite her "up side the head" and He does. You can hardly believe that it's really Jesus but it is. He proves it by showing you 3 Jesus tattoos. If that ain't proof that He is the Son of Man then you don't know what is.
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