I was so infatuated
With his contagious smile
His vivacious manliness
His unprecedented sexiness

I sunk into the fathomless depths
Of his impeccable splashiness
Loving his delectable finesse
His treasured realm
Of unmatchable masculineness

He was my tall, crash-hot heartthrob
My glowing Romeo
My imposing domain
Of flaming hot machoness
My butterscotch dessert
My savory, meaty delight

I was so strung out on his
Seductive punchiness
His stunningly artistic hunkiness
I loved his enchanting stance
His shimmering expanse
Of adventurous dreaminess

I admired him
I was nothing without him
I couldn’t live without him
I was forever wild about him