If they could catch me, Lowe's would spray-paint my *** purple and call me Bonnie for telling you the secret of getting 50%-off the price of marine plywood just by sneaking into the women's room when no one's looking and saying three simple words to Satan. I'll be back later to clue you in. Remember! That's 50%-off, which is the same as paying for 1 sheet of plywood and getting the second one for free (not counting sales tax of course).