Toby's left nostril was accidently glued shut during homosex by his lover, ex-lesbian Wanda Brown (chief assistant to Oprah). "Jesus H. God!" A nearby bowling alley janitor exclaimed, whose wife was an ex-lesbian. "I got epoxy-dissolver in my closet! Don't move! I'll have your nostril opened in no time!" Five minutes later Toby was back to normal: enjoying homosex with Wanda like nothing had happened.