There was a girl of 13 who had been severely scarred emotionally. One day, while she was bowling, a man approached her with scar cream. "Here," he said, "apply this scar cream 7,000 times per day and your horrible scars will disappear." She looked at him and then she looked at the scar cream. "Okay," she said confidently, "I will do as you have instructed." 23 minutes after that her scars were completely gone. She was eaten the next day by an alligator.