You broke your neck in a horrific car wreck when you were in Norway with your uncle who's gay and then you flew back and got hired, while your arms were still tired, by a corporation that manufactures bikinis with big holes in the *** and then you visited your Siamese twin who lives alone to offer him a graft of bone to make his spine straight and then you wife-swapped your wife for a much younger mate from Hong Kong who always puts her bikini 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴 on wrong.