"No, not like that. That's not how You're supposed to behave around Other people. What will they Think of you now? What will they say? Stop moving, they're going to Stare at you. You're being too Loud. Chin down. You look proud. Why can't you smile more? They didn't approach you before You did them because you feel Like an ah lian. No one Wants to deal With you. You're no fun To be with. Stop talking. No more dancing while walking. Don't waste their time. No. You can tell they want you to go Away. Why are you so Emo Today? What's wrong with you? What're you trying to do? Why are you intruding? They Don't need you to stay. Stop disturbing people. Go make More friends, you loner. Can take Less food or not? You need A 23- Inch waist, I say already. Ayah, not smart enough. Why so weak? It's not that tough. Wash your face And wake up. This place Is too Good for you." See? It's easy To be My own Asian aunty.