𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘎𝘢𝘺-𝘚𝘦𝘹 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩 - Bill wanted to be a gay-*** movie star, so one day when he was "tooling" around Titusville he got the inspiration to call himself Tight-*** Bill so he could be in homosexual movies forever. His mother and father were very proud. "Hey mom! You and dad can be in my first movie. It's called 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘎𝘢𝘺-𝘚𝘦𝘹 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩. Sean Penn's in it." Bill's parents were elated. They loved Sean Penn a lot because he was so knowledgeable about politics and humanitarianism.
    "It was like swimming through a lake of blood with a helmet on," Timmy told Tanya who was bare naked and partially ****. "What happened?" She asked with several ounces of concern in her voice instead of pounds. "Tommy and I were filming a scene for the movie 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘎𝘢𝘺-𝘚𝘦𝘹 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩 with gay-*** movie star Tight-*** Bill from Titusville when there were rumbles of a Mack truck speeding towards us at 85-miles-per-hour, so I yelled 'Look out Tight-*** Bill!' but it was too late and now he's dead." Tanya looked away, her pink ******* and pink ***** ***** reflecting God's natural light like small army cots painted with vanilla extract. "Hold me Timmy, hold me like you're never going to be in a gay-*** movie again."