He was my dope golden dreamboat
My dreamy, sun-kissed loverman
My **** fantasy prince
My sunshine kryptonite
I craved him like swisher sweets
Like delicious treats

I lived in his irresistibly savory masculinity
Touching his buttercup skin
Feeling his luscious lips against mine
As my heart melted
I loved the lustful tongue kisses we shared

Got lost in his velvety voice
His seamless excellency
His sparkling, enchanting qualities
He was the majestic melody of my heart
The embodiment of remarkable enchantment

My feelings for him never weakened
His energy was as electrifying as ever
His fashionable mustache
His dazzling beard
His handsome honey-colored eyes
Lingered in the labyrinth of my mind
I found myself floating on cloud nine
Engulfed in his ocean of spellbinding affection