MAFIA HIT MAN TENNIS SHOES! When you're wearing them, you'll know what a Mafia hit man feels like (or at least what his feet feel like). People will ask: "Are you a Mafia hit man?" and you'll say: "Yes I am!" and then they'll say: "I knew it! I could tell by your tennis shoes!" and then you'll ask: "Is that your sister in the pink bikini?" and they'll say: "Yes. She's 23 and has large *******!" and you'll reply: "Yeah, I can see that *******!" and they'll say: "Who are you calling 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘢𝘴𝘴???!"