The toilets were ready for installation by Big Tex Smith, Texaco's "toilet man with a heart of gold." Young Beau Hopkins was so proud to work with Tex and his wife Marge whose ******* were like the flood lights that led the survivors of the 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 to safety in New York. "I'll never forget the day that I was nearly drowned aboard the 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 when young Biff Henderson threw a hand grenade at me!" David Alphabet Man exclaimed as his socks inched closer to his ***** because he had "woman parts" that belonged to his uncle before he went totally gay.