All Christians are scared, frightened and willing to jump off the top of the Empire State Building for 500 dollars. Several of my Christian pals met gruesome deaths by doing this. Their money ($500 each) was combined and bet on a horse that lost. One day, as mom and dad were wrestling in the cellar, a large ship (23 times bigger than a usual ship) ran aground in New Jersey. Hundreds of people gathered on the beach to see it. 3 enterprising butter company executives were there to distribute samples: blood samples. ******* vampires!!!