Give us the T.N.T. dynamite to transform a scream-fest into a grin
and the resolve to rot juniper berries into some drink other than gin
as the rabid means to render juniper berries into ***** involves sin
plus a trough, bath tub, barrel, basin or a rather large leak-proof bin
that’s no higher than the contusions on a dipsomaniac’s scabby shin
who prefers fish marinated in Finnish alcohol except the dorsal fin