TYRONE'S GREAT SPACE ADVENTURE - "Don't get your bowels in an uproar. I'm here to help!" Tyrone exclaimed in the direction of Sodommia, the woman with 2 lovers from Oakland. "Alright! You don't have to climb up and down my *** like a monkey!" She answered as a dozen phony E.B.T. cards fell to the floor from her unpadded bra. "Hey!" Tyrone shouted out in surprise. "Your bra is unpadded!" Just after that, large creatures from outer space became visible to eat them both. First, they chomped down on Tyrone, consuming him in 1 gulp then they turned to Sodommia whose inner voice told her that unpadded brassieres contain space-monster repellant. "Take that!" She screamed while hitting the leader of aliens in the face with her black ****, killing him quickly. Upon seeing that the other aliens vanished. 3 weeks later Tyrone was resurrected (probably by Jesus) in good health. He went on to marry Sodommia's half-sister who was a blood-thirsty space alien.