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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲
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Jan 31
𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓭𝓮
BECAUSE I'M BLIND IN ONE EAR: I can't bowl with these shoes on! I need bowling shoes, shoes made for bowling by a bowling shoe company. I can't use this cake mix because it has bugs in it. I can't use this bug mix because it has cake in it.
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