Channel love indirectly through the loving guidance of BETTY, THE INDIRECT CHANNELER OF LOVE! Are you tired of snakes eating your cocoanut flakes? Do you bend over easily when a lover bends you over a sink while you're washing pots? Are you an insomniac who just wants to roll in pig **** without Negroes rolling you over and punching you in the throat all day for nothing? Who doesn't? Now, through the magic of needles pushed through your eye ***** and ear drums, Betty offers "love channeling" for free. Experience the freedom and freeing nature of slime-free love like mom and dad made before you were born. Hurry in to receive a free puppy or other type of animal while there's still oxygen in the room to breathe without choking to death.