HOW TO ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T LOVE WOMEN AS MUCH AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO - Women are not like you and me: they're really tall (over 9 feet) and have extra molecules that allow them to stay underwater for months on end. Some women have developed mind-reading techniques that force them to memorize the Bible in 3 minutes with no mistakes. Other women from Mongol territories are strong enough to lift dozens of midgets over their heads like they're Arnold Stallone or Sylvester Schwarzenegger or something.