The founders wore wigs Glorious toupees of wool When their powdered aplomb Felt the pinch of pennies Pulled from afar They called on the uncoiffed To free their funds Freedom relies on sacrifice Funny how those that fall Rarely feel the lasting effect The rich describe the taste That others never get to eat Make it great again? For many it never was It’s not lying, technically He may make it great But for a very specific Definition of that word To a very specific few He’s not wearing the same wig He’s pulling it over our eyes