HOW TO SAFELY DIVE OFF THE TOP FLOOR OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WITH NO CLOTHES ON - Surviving a dive of that height, especially with no clothes on is almost zero, but I have faith in you. You can do it with the right attitude. It's all about positivity. Picture yourself landing safely on the street below as the morning sun makes your swollen ******* or moist ***** glisten like a **** object of carnal desire at a beauty pageant attended by Hugh Hefner in the game room of his **** ******* palace.  Imagine the surprise of tourists when you brush yourself off: naked and unhurt. Boy! Think of the notoriety; the positive reportage; the romantic interest strangers will take in you; the appreciation of your **** form, and think of how proud your cousins will be and your ex-neighbors too. It could be the greatest day of your life or a pointless tragedy that requires flunkies from the coroner's office to gather up the broken pieces of you with small shovels.