Dan ran the main forklift at the duck meat cannery dropping ducks into the skinning machine. 1 day, as he was peeing out back near a ditch, Cindy appeared in a wedding gown with a big bra on. "Cindy!" Dan exclaimed startled. "Yes Dan, I've come to take you to Heaven with me because I'm an angel now who lives with God." Dan couldn't believe his ears. Could this really be Cindy? The same Cindy who was eaten by cannibal Pygmies three months ago? "But Cindy," Dan began while adjusting his **** strap, "you're dead. You were cannibalized by Pygmies." Cindy smiled sorrowfully; her teeth whiter than ever. "Danny, it's time to go; time to return to Jesus and God to live as dead people with dead people high up in the sky where airplanes can't fly." Later Dan woke up in *****. It had all been a dream and he wasn't sure whose ***** it was.