Didn't do that well in Chicago
An intellectual I am not
3 prayers for Ry
7 hopes for Scott

Once I was a teacher
Mostly 7th grade
Now I sleep quite late
Sparkling lemonade

I'm tired and I'm lonely
I yearn for Susan Meek
Yo soy un isolato
Yo soy un board game geek

My burden is bipolar
Wish I was a shaman
Chinese food tonight
Plus a little Ramen

                    Snow!