A man and his dog Came into the pub for A Pint of beer And a bit of grub. After his meal gave his mouth a wipe Told the locals that His dog wasn’t the Obedient type. If anyone here Can make my dog To adhere you win 50 pounds and A keg of beer. The challenge a cost you a pound And a pint of beer All the locals tried The dog would not adhere, Saturday night A man came in Looking gaunt Rather thin Took up the challenge With voice so soft Picked up the Unsuspecting dog Threw it on the fire And said now get off. The man won his fifty And his keg of beer The dog got away with just a burnt ear Man getting drunk giving it large, Lucky the dog named lucky Dropped the cruelty charge.