OUR MEMORIES of being together are like small sandwich bags with lasagna in them suspended by fishing lines high above the Washington Monument somehow.  I'm so tired of counting money! I think it would be less tiring to weigh it and divide by six! I've been hearing a lot of good things about cremation lately. I like ice cream, but I don't eat it often. Yes, I think I will try cremation. Teeth are tough and hard to clean. It's important not to make beautiful jewelry out of them. After a tooth falls out beg Satan for a new one. Be nice. You attract more flies with honey than vinegar. I held your **** body against mine until the firemen came and then I pushed you away and grabbed a **** fireman. For Pete's sake Jake Blake! I can't shake and bake a fake snake or make a drake cake on Corn Crake Lake!