Tina held an important position at the bean cannery, and she loved Todd a lot since first seeing him eat a can of beans without farting. "Todd?" She beckoned. "Yes Tina," he answered followed by a ****. "What was that?" She asked with a hint of suspicion. "Oh nothing," he answered with an innocence that made her fall in love with him a second time. "Here, I bought this hand grenade for you. It's very dangerous to have and could easily **** you," he said. "Thanks Todd. You're so considerate." Later, after a shirt change (or shift change) at the beanery, these 2 young lovers found a quiet place behind an abandoned Kmart to make sweet love on a blanket that was shoplifted from Walmart. It was like a romantic movie with women in it who are ex-lesbians.