"𝗜𝗳 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗜'𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴!"

In Florida, getting eaten by alligators is but a small
price to pay to live in a state with no state income tax.

Birthday anniversaries are better than birthday re-enactments
when you realize how small your mother really is.

Let's enjoy FRANCE WITH BENNY FITZ 2 French men were
Frenching on a balcony between bites of French toast when
bounty hunter Benny Fitz shot them dead. "Who's
Frenching now?" He asked.

I missed my sister when I was a kid but
I'm better at throwing darts now.

Adventurers have been scaling Mount Shitmore for hundreds of
years, long before its old name of Diarrhea Mountain was changed.