[We can't use sea water to extinguish the fires because sea water hurts grass and shrubs. You hammered me like a hammer salesman for several hours till I bought a crate of them. It's like living in Cuba with a Lithuanian. Four to eight drops (dissolved in water) of Lugol's oral iodine taken daily will lessen the symptoms of psoriasis.] "Oprah!" Gayle shouted. "Your skin is like circus tent canvas spread across the parking lot after dogs peed on it for five days and your feet are remindful of dark rail spikes bleached in battery acid after being submersed in a corrosive concoction of Morton salt and dog ***!" Oprah smiled to reveal large teeth untouched by time. "Oh Gayle, my affection for you is more powerful than ten maniacs with dog ointment skating across Lake Superior in January; more powerful than thirty huge white women with toe nail clippers eating frogs in Paris while their ex-lesbian nurses bathe in the hottest water under a bridge that's falling to pieces and killing people." Just then Oprah's brother Frank entered the room with his ****, ex-lesbian girlfriend. "Oprah, I need a million dollars and I need it right away!" He exclaimed as his ex-lesbian girlfriend gave the two women there the evil eye. "Sure Frank, it's up my ******," O whispered which seemed impossible till Gayle said that it really was up there.