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Jan 16
(something that fat truck drivers have been doing for 90 years) - Truck drivers know all the short-cuts when it comes to making the toilet seat experience pleasurable and memorable. As you know, till 1998 Sears had triple-thick toilet seats in their rest rooms south of Chatanooga. This was no accident! The planners were well aware of Walmart's inevitable rise to supreme market ascendancy and so the "toilet seat thing," warming them like a toaster, was a necessity. So the next time you're 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘺 𝚘𝚛 𝘣𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘙𝘶𝘵𝘩, remember: diesel fuel isn't just for powering big rigs, it's also great for heating toilet seats.
𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎
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𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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