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The simple
Life of a
Piece of poo

Never a winner
Better out
Number two
Was his best
Shout.

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Time out
For him
Was a day
In Looe

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The simple
Life of a
runny poo
On a day out he
Liked to meet
His best mate
Stinky Pete.