fell like soap shavings on my grandmother's coffin before it was covered in dirt at the cemetery where dead people are buried. I remember when she was alive and full of elderly enthusiasm for getting 10%-off on cruises and party supplies. She was an "up person," like Ted Lange who played Isaac the bartender on 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒕.