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Jan 11
"Bounce back" after constipation like Elvis always did (except for the last time) by bowling with your friends. It's the secret to regular bowel movements and it's a zillion times better than renting a lame mule to take you to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
ꜱᴜᴢʏ ʙᴇʀʟɪɴꜱᴋʏ
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ꜱᴜᴢʏ ʙᴇʀʟɪɴꜱᴋʏ  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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