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Keri, where's my yacht key? Here it is in my bikini bra. Thanks. Now let's get underway to the French Riviera. Better call Todd, my trusty helicopter pilot. Okay. Oh! Happy birthday! Oh my! Careful. That's 56 million dollars of gold. Thanks. Where's your sister anyway? She's with Todd. Surprise! They bought you a new helicopter and it cost 67 million dollars! How thoughtful. Be sure to give them this envelope that has a check in it for 2 billion dollars. Alright. Before I forget: Happy Kwanzaa! Look behind you! It's a Kwanzaa statue of Martin Luther King, Junior and it costs 34 million dollars! You're so nice.
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