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Clara was a lovely woman who'd won 38 billion dollars in foreign beauty pageants. Her shiny face was absolutely flawless except for 90 tumorous warts (or warty tumors) so she found a concerned surgeon to remove them. โ€œWill it hurt?โ€ She asked. โ€œIt sure will!โ€ He said. Clara was very excited when the big day came to remove the bandages. โ€œWill there be 90 scars? 1 for each wart?โ€ She asked Tim, the handsome plastic surgeon. โ€œThere sure will be!โ€ He said.
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