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Jan 10
Clara was a lovely woman who'd won 38 billion dollars in foreign beauty pageants. Her shiny face was absolutely flawless except for 90 tumorous warts (or warty tumors) so she found a concerned surgeon to remove them. β€œWill it hurt?” She asked. β€œIt sure will!” He said. Clara was very excited when the big day came to remove the bandages. β€œWill there be 90 scars? 1 for each wart?” She asked Tim, the handsome plastic surgeon. β€œThere sure will be!” He said.
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