Feel the heat of 2 women in love with 2 men in another country where pretzels are so expensive that people would rather eat nothing than bag dog **** in a paper sack. Meet Meg & her friend Peg: 2 ex-lesbians who met at Kmart years ago. "I met Peg," Meg began, "when I was a lesbian in love with women."; "Me too," Peg rejoined. "My lust for women was justifiably labeled lesbianism." Later on, these 2 brave lesbians would become ex-lesbians. "It was an act of God!" A local priest exclaimed. "That's true," his nun girlfriend added.