METHODICALLY, Bob Newhart turned slowly: 1 pound per linear inch; 2 muffins per girly scout; 3 fingers separating *******. He's not dead, only buried. by ꜱᴜᴢᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇʀʟɪɴꜱᴋʏ - Hello Poetry

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METHODICALLY, Bob Newhart turned slowly: 1 pound per linear inch; 2 muffins per girly scout; 3 fingers separating *******. He's not dead, only buried.

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